Page 93 - Mastheads July-Dec 1945

THE MASTHEAD, SATURDAY, SEPT. 22, 1945 PAGE 9
CROSS-WORD
Stars claimed a four-inning win
over Shoemaker last Monday,
ACROSS 53- Leer l 2 J 4 9 10 ll with the game called because of
I- Narrow opening 54- Anger
5- High mountain 55- Roof edge 12 darkness ... Shoemaker was not
8- Spheres 56- Remainder inclined to agree about the vic-
12-Carry 57- Lair l5 tory and a re coming down here
13- Hint 58- Prophet
14- Bridle· DOWN 18 to fight !t out Monday night' ....
15-Ceremony I- Struggle ·who said the Navy doesn't look Our congrats to Helen Kurzynow-
16-Sea eagle 2- Linger 2)
' out for its Waves? Lupe Zarrage, ski ... Helen's first active duty
17-Rim 3- Amphibious mammals ~-+---+--+-+-,I
18-Articles 4- Pours P hN[2c, was on leave in Mexicc date reads December, 1942 ...
20- Lobe 5- Highcard City. Suddenly she cane down Complement has just been opened
22- Mature 6- Entice
23- Poems 7- Relating to with a disease contacted while at~ to allow her to don well-deserved
25- Written communi- punishment tached to the Navy unit of th r first-class stripes ... We hate to
cation 8- Crude metal S1;>ecia.l Pr'"'je:!ts Division oe tell you, but it's true ... Emily
27- Bitter vetch 9- Change the date Chemical Warf'.lre Service at
28- Small bed 10- Larg~r Camp Dietrich, F 'rederick, Md. Adam is no more . . . Nrme vou're
30-Turns 11- Scoffs · wrong, she's not over the hill or
31-Cringed 19- Irregulars A Navy cantain. naval atta che under the ground, but she pick,ed
33- Devil 21- Worships in Mexico Citv, out in a call for
36- Negative 24- Seed Washington, D. C. Admirals con- out a new name while she was
37- Serpent 26- Spread hay home and now it's Emily Tangmo,
4~Corrects 29- Half a score ferred to decide the best dispatch if you please . . . Millie Kahler,
42- Signify 31- Peruse po'nt for a Navy plane. Shortly Betty Juleen and Thelma Yocum
44- Article of furniture 32- Stick thereafter the plane took off from
45- Undermine 33- Person o•wing money 39- Annoy 46-Peel Miami, Fla., staffed with doctors, are conspicuous with three red
47- Tender spots 34-Come forth 41-Savory 49- Caress stripes this month . .. Edith Mif-
48- Snare 35- Badges 43- Sniffs 51-Sty nurses, corpsmen and flight per- flin can tell you what husbands
5~Softfood 37- Large blood vessels ( Solution on Page 7 ) sonnel. are good for (in case you've won-
52- Let it stand 38- A derrick -Courtesy Dell Publishing Co. Twenty-hours later Pharmacist dered) . . . Hers got discharged
Mate Zarrage was receiving treat- and now she's going home, too
Then someone yells 'Bingo' and appeared to return the book and ment at the huge Navy medical .. . Sore arms all belong to MAA's
everyone else says, 'Oh Hell'!" ask for another. "Surely you center in Bethesda, Md.
* * * haven't finished· that book in this who have made new second and
Voter: Why, I wouldn't vote for time. What did •-you think of it?" Nylons Are Coming first class rates and now are busy
Hang on to your patience. Two patting one another on the back
you if you were St. Peter himself. "Well," said the inmate, "I nylon plants, whose capacit ywork ... The war bond office is getting
Candidate: If I were St. Peter, thought the plot was terrible, but level is 360,000,000 pairs of ho- ready to have a parade, just as
She: "My, what slim expressive you couldn't vote for me. You man, what a ca st !" siery a year, are working night soon as Eleanor Johnson com-
hands you have. They belong on wouldn't be in my district. * * * and day to get the stockings to pletes plans for her coming altar
a girl." * * * We know a sailor who is fast the markets by Christmas. Wo- trip . . . They all want to get into
He: "Are you serious, lady?" Voice from the re-ar seat of a growing old but is• still in there men are warned, however, that the act, even Lt. Lincoln . . . Not
* * * taxi: "I say, driver, what's the pinching. tl\ere will be only about one pair to be outdone is a lady named
An aviator had to bail out on idea of stopping?" * * * per- custoT:1er by the holiday sea- Foster from RMS who changed
account of engine trouble. On his Driver : "I thought I heard Have you heard the one about son, and asked to be patient and her name to something else ...
way through space, he met an old someone tell me to." the man who wandered through a generous. What's the matter with Foster,
lady floating upward. Rear Seat: "Drive on. She S. F . department store? He Just Between Us we'd like to know? . . . Don't
"Hey!" he shouted. "Have you wasn't talking to you." s1ueezed one doll and it cried Polly Brumis and Anjean Sluis know whether you agree, but we
seen a Mustang going down?" * * * "mama." The next one was dif- ran a hard race this week and think it's unfair to crown a statue
"No," she replied. "Have you A rooster strutting around the ferent ; it screamed "floorwalker!" managed to dash under the dis- the temporary queen of th e rodeo
\.._,; seen a gas stove going up? " barnyard early one Easter morn- * * * charge tape a scant few hours wi th so many good-looking Waves
* * * ing came across a nest of colored Seabees tell about the naughty before the freezing of yeomen was aboard ... Movie stars we don't
eggs. H e stood and cocked his little Australian kangaroo, who eff,ected . .. Will somebody lend mind, after all they have to make
An Englishman returned to his
head and thought a while . .. ran off and left its mama holding Angie Ci!ione a suitcase for her a living, too · · · but st atues-
home from a trip to America and then made a beeiine across the the bag. next outing? .. . On the trip to well now that's another thing en-
was telling his friends of odd * * *
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barnyard and kicked $@tb @hZ? Yosemite Angie was caught out tirely.
American games.
out of the peacock. Policeman: "Why are there so in the open bearing certain un-
"And they have t he queerest * * * many guns in your car?" mentionables for, all the wor;ld to HELEN HIGHWATER
game in the movie houses. It's An inmate of an insane asylum Gangster: "Guess my gat had see ... Claire Burns is no longer
called 'Oh Hell,' I think." was a record reader of books. gittens." on Treasure Island . .. With the
"How do they play that?" Every day he would visit the Ii- * * * de-commissioning of some parts
"Well, when you go in, they brary and carry off huge arm- Sailor: "Do you shrink from of Western Sea Frontier Com-
give you a card with a lot of loads. The librarian, becoming kissing?" mands Claire's job here was done
numbers and during intermission despe·rate, gave him the telephone Wave: " If I did I'd be nothing and she is now discharging offi-
a man yells· out a lot of numbe·rs. directory. Fi¥e hours later he re- but skin and bones." cers in the district ... The All-
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