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A gorgeous blonde crowded her- ~ ( C
self into the telephone booth with
the sailor and demurely asked, "Is ~ '----
this call necessary ... big boy?" / \l"~
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Next to a beautiful wife, sleep is
the most wonderful thing in the
world.
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Little dog, looking u'p at a park- .h ~ ,~
ing meter: "Hell! Ya' gotta pay
now." ··· - --....~~- ~
□ □ ''W<?l\.J-\e CL~\\V\S ~ e WA.~ JU~T
Gert: "And then he and I talked
about the weather." ~OR GOrTeN t=OQ E\C:r\11Y-S\:VEN
Gert: "Yea;h, weather to or D~YS \N "THE.. BULL PEN 1 ''
Flirt: "The weather?"
not to."
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He stole a kiss: "Don't you know New Regs Will Give
any better than that!" she de- Rear Admiral Davis
manded indignantly. And he re- Honorable Discharges Assumes Post With
plied: "Sure, but they take more
time." To Certain Veterans Western Sea Frontier
□ □
Satan (to new arrival in Hell): A considerable number of former Rear Admiral Glenn Benson
"You act like you owned this enlisted personnel discharged from Davis, USN, relieved Rear Admiral
place." the Navy on or after December 7, Burrell C. Allen, USN (Ret) , as
Sailor: "I do. My C. 0. gave it to Chief of Staff and Deputy Com-
1941, with certificates of discharge
me before I left." mandant of the Western Sea
LEATHERNECK-DEVIL DOG CONFERENCE-Marine Private Aub- "under honorable conditions" or
rey L. Martin of Macon, Ga., and the highly-trained war dog assigned □ □ "under satisfactory conditions," Frontier on July 6.
to him, comprise a unique pair in the history of ·the United States Marine "Say, Pop, did you go to Sunday Rear Admiral Davis, former
Corps. Private Martin and the husky devil dog are members of the first School when you were a boy?" are, upon application, now entitled assistant Chief of the Bureau of
Marine war dog land mine detection team in the history of the corps. "Yes, son, regularly." to receive honorable discharge cer-
The battle-wise Marine leatherneck and his canine friend ar.e now in the tificates, as a result of change in Ordnance, Navy Department, has
Pacific theatre of warfare where they are slated to see early action "I bet it won't do me any good instructions affecting discharges re- had 31 months of sea duty since
against the enemy Japanese. The graphic picture was taken by a Marine either." May, 1943, as commander of a
photographer at Treasure Island before the pair embarked. □ □ cently approved by the Secretary of battleship division. He reported for
Sailor: "I don't believe in Dar- the Navy. duty as General Inspector of the
'LOST and FOUND J . W. 'Schmueler, H. E'. Powers, G. win's theory of evolution." Certificates will be issued to en - Western Sea Frontier in March
E. Cole, Richard Hodson, R. Hut-
Wave: "Neither do I. I think listed personnel discharged for the
1945.
ton, Garrett Kerby, J. D. Schneider, some woman m·ade the first monkey following reasons: Convenience of
Gear and articles bearing the A graduate of the Naval Acad-
following names have been turned W. M. MacDonald, R. L. Oiffeoding, out of man." the government, individual's own emy, class of 1913, Rear Admiral
M. C. Knudtson, Flc; H. A. Bene- convenience, dependency existing
into the lost and found property □ □ Davis holds the Navy Gross, the
bureau located in the Security Of- dict, S2c; C. Dayton, B. L. Hender- He: "I'm a bank examiner." prior to enlistment, dependency Legion of Merit, the Gold Star in
fice, Building No. 222, Treasure Is- son, AOM3c; J. J. McKenna, M. V. She: "Well I'm no bank!" arising s-ince enlistment, minors lieu of a second Legion of Merit,
land. This property will be returned Olson, FClc; J. Bard. enlisted without consent who are the Haitian National Order of
to the owners upon proper identi- The following articles and gear wallets, 3 ID bracelets,. watch, under 18 years of age at time of Honor and Merit, Commander, the
fication. were reported as lost: Seabag, suit- book of traveler's checks, train discharge, and under age of au- Juan Pablo Duarte medal, the
F. A. Horn, MM(S)3c; I.E. Rice, case, Val-Pac, parachute bag, 33 ticket. thorized enlistment. To comply, Order of Merit 'and the Grand
however, the individual must not Cross of the Dominican Republic.
have been convicted by general
Rear Admiral Allen, who came to
court-martial, and not more than
San Francisco as Naval Liaison Of-
once by summary court-martial ficer between the Western Sea
during the • period of enlistment
ACROSS 48.-Youthful Frontier and Western Defense
1.- Rough hair 49.-Muddle from which the individual was dis- Command in 1942, became Chief of
charged. Final average marks must
5.- Pronoun 50.-Aye Staff and Aide to the Commander,
8.- Disguise 51.- Dispatched be at least 3.0 in proficiency in Western Sea Frontier in April,
rating and 3.25 in conduct.
12.--Couple DOWN 1943. He assumed the additional
13.- Put down 1.- Mast Enlisted personnel discharged duties of Deputy Conimander Oc-
14.- Medicinal herb 2.- Well under the above conditions may tober 7, 1943.
15.- Allot ·3.-Distresses make written application to the A native of Ottawa, Kans., Rear
17.- Auction 4.-Rut Bureau of Navy Personnel, Navy Admiral Allen was a member of the
18.-Determine 5.-Serf Department, Washington, D. C., for Naval Academy's class of 1901. His
19.-Sharpen 6.- Abominate review of their records to deter- commands afloat have inclucled two
20.--Compete 7.-Watch mine if they are now entitled to destroyers, a cruiser, and Destroyer
21.- Exclamation 8.- Slave owner receive an honorable discharge cer- Division Four. Among his shore
22.-Presented 9.- Trouble-borrower tificate. All applications should be a(lsignments were three tours of
25.- Philanthropy 10.-Lone flight accompanied by the certificate of duty at the Naval Academy, Chief
28.-Night before 11.-Hold discharge under honorable or satis- of Staff of the Eleventh Naval
29.-Mohammedan Bible 16.- Dead coals fa<:tory conditions. Changes in District in San Diego, Calif., and
31.-Witness 19.- Shacks character of discharge will be con- Commanding Officer of the Naval
32.- Murder story 21.- Exclamation sidered only upon application of the T_,:aining Station at Norfolk, Va.
34.-Giant 22.-Jewel individual concerned. He holds the Navy Cvoss,
35.-Grasps 23.-Vine Those who have received dis- awarded for outstanding perform-
36.-Ripped 24.-Traces 37.-Rids 41.-Woody plant charges under honorable or satis-- ance of duty aboard destroyers in
37.- Flipper 25.-Shed tears 38.-Harsh 42.- Level factory conditions for reasons of the first World War, in addition to
40.- Having top-knot 26.-Beverage inaptitude or unsuitability, and the Nicaraguan Pour Le Merite and
39.-Contest 43.-Indentation
44.-Anger 27.- 100 sen those who received undesirable, 'bad the Mexican Merito Naval. His
40.-Indian 45.-Workat
45.-Save 30.- Natural mineral conduct, or dishonorable discharges campaign medals include th e
46.- Freezer 33.- Sots -Courtesy Dell Publishing Co. are not entitled to any change in Spanish - American War, Cuban
47.-U. S. Ge:qeral 35.-Gores certificates of discharge as a result Pacification, Second Nicaraguan
(Solution on Page 5)
of this change in regulations. and World War Victory.
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