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THE MASTHEAD,  SATURDAY, J~E 2,  1945               P,A.GE7
       Naval  Training               have  heard  the  very  good  news  the  Waves  of NTSchs for  one  day   variety  show  that  ensued  was  a
                                     that he  not  only has  returned,  but  while cruising in the bay, and their
       Schools                       also  has  been  awarded  the  Bronze  fitness  report  indicates  that  they   strange  and  entertaining'  combina-
                                                                                                 tion of French and US Navy selec-
                                     Star Medal.  Well-done,  mate!   proved  to  be  able  seamen.  They
                                                                                                 tions.  The accompanimeiit, wafting
                                     Advancements                  took  the  wheel,  did  not wreck  the   forward  from  the  fan-tail,  was  a   A  woman went into a  meat mar-
       Welcome  News                   Congratulations  to  three  new  Coast  Guard  patrol  craft,  and  not                 ket and ordered 25  pounds of ham-
         Many  of  us  have  been  appre- metalsmiths first class in the weld- one went overboard when tossed by   bosun's  pipe  practice  period  of   burger, 14 pounds of steak, a  heavy
                                                                                                 calling  all  hands.
       hensive about our former shipmate,  ing  school:  Ralph  P.  Miller,  Nich- the  wild waves  of  the wake  of  the   Orders   rib roast and some stew meat.
       Chief  Gunner  Walter  S.  Hatcher,  olas R. Pessagno, and Gene :s. Rash.  larger  ships.  Several  French  dele-  Change  of  orders  came  for  two   "Send  it  to  my  house  tomorrow
       since the release of_ the tragic news  Waves  at  Sea       gates to the conference were among   officers  this  week.  Lt.  T.  K.  Miles,  morning,"  she said.
       of  the  USS  Franklin.  At  last  we   Well,  it was  almost sea duty for , the  passengers,  and  the  musical          "I'm  sorry,"  the  butcher  said,
                                                                                                 officer-in-charge  of  the  Fire  Con-
                                                                                                 trol  school  since  the  beginning  of   "but we  have  no  delivery  service."
                                                                                                                                 "Don't  be  ,silly,"  the  woman
                        CROSS-WORD                                                               Naval   Training   Schools,   goes   scoffed.  "There's  your  deliveFiY
                                                                                                 aboard  ship.  Lt.  Ross  Zenneck
              ACROSS                  DOWN                                                       comes  as  relief for  Miles.  Lt.  Jean   wagon out front."
        1.  Don Gentile        1.  Donkey                                                        Bunnell,  Training  Aids  Officer,   "Yes,"  the  butcher  explained,
        4.  Elf               ·  2.  Pussy                                                                                     "but,  Madam,  you  just bought half
        8.  Behind  time       3.  Ogle                                                          leaves  for  duty  in  Washington,  D.
       12.  Utter •            4.  White bear                                                    C.,  Bureau of Ships.  Exact time  of   of the horse."
       13.  Foreshadow         5.  Eject                                                         detachments is not known as we go
       14.  Redact             6.  Back  out                                                                                              *  *  *
       15.  Filching           7.  Those  unthankful                                             to  press.                      Voice  from  rear  of  taxi:  "Why
       17.  Verily!            8.  Depart                                                        Navy  or ·Civilian            are you  stopping,  driver?"
       18.  Time  recorder     9.  Access                                                          Under  the  new BuPers  plan,  we   Driver:  "I heard someone tell me
       19.  Passport  0 .  K.   10.  Binds                                                       may lose  some or all of our limited  to stop."
       20.  Warmth            11.  Spirit lamp                                                   duty men of Ship's  Company.  Now
       23.  Yawns             16.  Appropriate                                                   at the Oak Knoll hospital, awaiting   Voice: "Drive on, she wasn't talk-
       25.  Snoop             20.  Church recess                                                                               ing to you."
       26.  Festival          21.  Smell                                                         decision  by  the  Board  of  Medical
       27.  Clique            22.  Hindrance                                                     Survey,  are  Seamen  First  Class.      *  *  *
       30.  Colonize          24.  Sty                                                           Clifford  C.  Dick,  James  W.  Ames,   A  wise woman is one who makes
       32.  Complete          26.  League                                                                                      her  husband  feel  as  though  he's
       34.  Piece out         28.  Sea  bird                                                     Chester  J.  Kalendek,  James  F .   head  of  the  house  when  actually
       35.  Fruit  drinks     29.  Golf mounds                                                   Marsh,  and  Robert  C.  King.
       37.  Sharpen           31.  Lick  up                                                                                    he's  only  chairman  of  the  enter-
       38.  Resist            33.  Object                                                          The  bride  of  a  few  days  noticed  tainment committee.
       40.  Grape  drinks     36.  Ball squad                                                                                             *  *  *
       41.  Hinders           39.  Letters                                                       her  sailor  husband  was  depressed.
       43.  Pine  secretion   40.  Coils                                                         "Gerald,  dearest,"  she  said,  "I   A  sailor and his  girl  wer-e  riding
       45.  Beverages         41.  Sphere                                                        know  something  is  troubling  you.  in  the  country  on  horseback.  As
       46.  Vindicating       42.  To  shelter                                                   What is  it?  Your worries  are  our  they  stopped  for  a  rest,  the  two
       50.  Unaspirated       44.  Transmit                                                      worries  now."                horses rubbed necks affectionately.
       51.  Mind              47.  Doctrine
       52.  Understand        48.  Born                            --Courtesy Dell Publishing Co.   "Very well then," he said, "we've   "Ah,  me,"  sighed  the  sailor,
       53.  Allows            49.  Receive.                                                      just had a  letter from a  girl in New  "that's  what  I'd  like  to  do."
       54.  Culminates                                            (Soluti.on on  Page 4)         York who is  suing us for breach of   "Well,  go  ahead,"  the  girl  an-
       55.  Faced
                                                                                                 promise."                     swered,  "it's  your horse."
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