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THE  MASTHEAD,  SATURDAY,  MARCH  3,  1945          PAGE 7
                                   When those darlings paraded across  Hea Ith  Bullet·,n      RMS  POCKET  BILLIARD  TOURNEY
      I Masthead Splinters I       the stage, it was like being present   "ACNE VULGARIS"
                                   at an Atlantic City bathing beauty
                                   contest.  Some of the girls had just   In a  majority  of  instances  acne
                                   returned from a  tour of entertain-
      Ferry  Service               ing  the  fighting  forces  on  the   is a local skin disease, but its. pres-
       Treasure  Island  will  soon  have  jungle  infested  South  Pacific  Is-  ence  is  influenced  by  general
                                                                 health,  diet,  and  personal  hygiene.
     its own ferry  service to  San Fran- lands,  and  they  seemed  to  know
                                                                  However, do not feel  that this con-
     cisco,  according  to  official  spokes- what  the  boys  wanted  in  regard
                                                                  dition  is  incurable,  or  must  be
                                              * * *
     men.  The  plan  calls  for  a  fleet  of  to feminine  pulchritude.
     ten  water  taxis  to  leave  from  the                      "grown out of."  On the contrary,  a
     newly  constructed  slip,  located  on  Notorious            fow  simple  steps  will  do  much  to
      Avenue  A,  near  the  Marine  Bar-  The Masthead is gaining in repu- retard and possibly completely eli-
      racks, and dock at the Ferry build- tation  as  being  quote-worthy.  The  minate this condition . .
     ing  in  San  Francisco.  The  water  other morning, an edition of a  San   The  first  and  most  important
      taxis,  64  feet  long  and  having  a  Francisco morning newspaper car- fac~or is diet. Avoid eating the_ fol-
      beam of 18 feet,  will accommodate  ried a  short story  on  Charlie  Pin:  lowing foods  as  much  as possible:
      a  capacity  load  of  200.  According  zone,  boxing specialist at Gym No.  -.A':ll  forms  of  chocolate,  nuts,
      to present plans,  the taxis will  be  1. The story ended with "according  cheese,  greasy or fried foods,  large
      operated by licensed civilian pilots.  to the T.  I. Masthead."   quantities  of  milk  as  a  beverage,
                                              * * *
      Though the completed project calls                          and ice  cream  and its products.
                                                                   On  the  other  hand,  the  diet
      for  docking  at  the  San  Francisco  Ignorance  is  Bliss
      Ferry  building,  the  first  few  runs   The train to Oakland was packed   should include plenty of fresh fruits
      will  dock  at  Pier  14,  San  Fran- with  sailors,  defense  workers,  late   and  vegetables,  all  cereals,  and
                                                                  lean meat. Hard candies, coffee and
      cisco.  Time schedules  of runs,  fare  shoppers and just civilians. The two
                                                                  tea  are  also  permissible.  Overeat-
      and  other  information  will  be  an- sailors  seated  together  kept  quiet
                                                                  ing-even occasionally-is inadvis-
      nounced  at a  later date.  Due  to  a  until  one  noticed  the  other  with
                                                                  able  in  that it tends  to  aggravate
      number  of  the  water  taxis  still  his eyes closed.                                    THE  WINNERS-Left  to  right  above  are  pictured  the  winners  in  the
      being  on  the  ways,  it will  be  "at   "What's  the  matter,"  he  asked,   the  condition.   ·   recent  Radio  Materiel  School  pocket billiard tournament:  Lt.  F.  A.  Car-
      least two months before the service  "Feeling  bad?"          Personal  hygiene  is  another im- penter,  runner-up  in  officers'  tournament;  Richard  Justice,  S1c,  ship's
      will  be  put  into  operation"  the   "No,  I'm  all  right,"  was  the   portant  factor.  Use  no  creams  or  company  win.ner;  E.  R.  Tucker,  Sp(A )1c,  ship's  company  runner-up;
      spokesmen  said.  The  scheduled  answer.  "But  I  hate  to  see  ladies   ointments  locally.  For  shaving,  a  W.  A. Varn,  RT1c,  regimental  champion;  and  Boatswain  Joseph  Dalzin,
                                                                                                officers' champion.
                                                                  lather  cream  should  be  used-not
      time  for  the  run  from  Treasure  standing."
                                                                  a  brushless  cream.  Frequent soap-
      Island to San Francisco will be ap-
      proximately  fifteen,  minutes,  the                        and-water bathing is very helpful.
      official  agent declared.     MARINE  DITCHES  WIFE         If  the  skin  is  excessively  greasy,
                                                                  it is a  good plan to work up a  soap
                * * *                                             lather on  the  skin  and  then  let it    ,~:s '.~i:ti;:;~~~I~~:.:
      New Duties                    FOR  NATIVE  QUEEN            dry before washing it off.
        Major  Ernie  Nevers,  USMCR,
      famed  Stanford All-American full-  Elyria,  O.- There is at least one   If these  methods  are  given  fair
                                                                  trial, they are almost sure to bring                        today  to  servicemen  by  the  San
      back  of  the  middle  twenties,  has  fighting Marine who has succumbed   results.  If they fail-then  the next        Francisco  Office  of  Price  Adminis-
      been  detached  from  Treasure  Is- to the charms o_f a South Sea native   thing to  do  is to see  your medical   l .l
      land Marine Barracks as Executive  queen.                                                                     FE  tration  as  a  result  of  hundreds  of
                                                                  officer.                                                  •  complaints o:( overcharges by jewel-
      Officer  and  transferred  to  the   In  a  divorce  suit  filed  by  Mrs.                        --=..__________ · ers received in recent months.
      Marine  Corps  Base,  San  Diego.  Sarah  Willemson  of  Elyria,  0.,
                                                                    The  girl  had  been  taking  her  Many  a  romance  is  battered  and   Most  watches  are  under  price
      There Major Nevers, who has been  against Pfc. Leo Willemson, who is
                                                                  first  horseback  riding  lesson  and   bruised             ::ontrol.  Some  of  the  cheaper
      listed  by  Walter  Camp. and  All- somewhere  in  the  South  Pacific,
                                                                  remarked,  "I never  could  imagine  When  dancing  slippers  meet  GI  grades  are pre-tagged with the re-
      American  Gridiron  selectors  as  an  she alleges that her husband wants                     shoes
      "all-time  All-American  fullback",  his  freedom  so  he  can  marry  a   that anything filled with hay could          tail  price  by  manufacturers  and
      will  serve as athletic  officer  at the  native  queen  and  become  king  of   be that hard."      * * *              that  price  on  the  watch  is  your
      San Diego Base. His -successor here  the island where he is stationed.                      "Terribly  sorry  you  buried  your  protection. The majority of medium
      will  be  Captain  Merle  T.  Welton,   When she filed the suit, Mrs. Wil-                wife yesterday."              and  high-priced  watches  are  not
      USMCR.                        lemson told reporters that her hus-  1945  MARCH     1945     "Had to - dead,  you know."   pre-tagged  and  the  merchant  sets
                                                                                                                              his own price.
                 * * *              band had sent her a  picture of him-  SUN  MON  TUE  WED  THUR   fRI   SAT   * * *
      Cheese  Cake                  self  and  the  girl.  She wondered  if         1  2  3       On  a  crumbling  tombstone  in  a   In  many  cases  OP A  regulaticns
        When  the  curtain  went  up  in  he had told the queen about the two ;                 New  England  cemetery,  this  epi-  are  ignored  and  anywhere  from
                                                                                                                              two  to.  five  times  the  legal  price
      Theatre  No.  1  on  the  night  of  children she is. keeping at home.  I  4  s  6  7  8  9  10  taph  is  still  readable:  "Sacred  to
      George Washington's birthday,  the   The  question  of  authority  that   11 12 13 14 16 16 17   the memory  of James H.  Random,   is  charged.
      sailor  audience  gasped.  For  there  should  arise  between  the  Marine                who  died  August  6,  1800.  His   If you  buy a  watch and feel  you
      on  the  stage were  lined  a  bevy  of  and  his  commanding  officer  after   18 19 20 21 22 23 24   widow, who mourns as one who can  have  paid  too  much,  call  the  War
      ten  shapely  beauties.  It  was  the  the  kingship  offers  much  inter-  25 26 27 28 29 30  31  be  comforted,  aged  24  and  pos- Price  and  Rationing  Board  in  the
      dancing cast of a  USO Camp show.  esting speculation.      l                                                           area in  which  the store  is  located.
      ~--------~~~--,--------~~~~~----------~~~~~----- . sessing  every  qualification  for  a
                                                                                                good  wife,  lives  at  No.  4  Church   They will  check the price you paid
                                                                                                Street in this village."      against the legal price. If you have
                       CROSS-WORD                                                                          * * *              been  overcharged,  OP A  will  help
                                                          ACROSS                  DOWN            "For heaven's sake, be brief!" an   you  get  a  refund  on  your  money
                                                                                                                              and  take  action  against the  seller.
                                                    1-Hamper              I-Embroidery yarn     exasperated railway superintendent   In many cases the law permits you
                                                    6-Glitter             2-Flower cluster      couns~led  an  employee  whose  re-
                                                   11-More  serious       3-Greedy              ports on  trivial incidents too  often   to  sue  for  treble  damages  or  $50,
                                                   12-Legal immaturity    4-Encountered                                       whichever ·sum is greater.
                                                   14-Narrate             5-Dressed up          ran  to  many  tedious  pages.  Thus
                                                   15-Wing-footed         6-Render knotty       reprimanded,  the  worker  reported
                                                   16-Was indebted to     7-Recline lazily      as  follows  on  damage  done  by  a
                                                   17-English peer        8--Blackbird          cloudburst:                   Oakland Transport Pins
                                                   19-Wrath               9-Sword
                                                   20-Jewel              10-Brown Bohemian        "Dear  sir:  Where  the  railroad
                                                   21-Source of indigo       mineral            was,  the  river is."         49-40  loss  On  Armed
                                                   22-University official   11-Liquors                     * * *
                                                   23-Slumberer          13-Paradises             "Just  think, John, we don't have  Guard  "B's"  At  T. I.
                                                   25-Farm buildings     18--Atmosphere         to pull down the shades; we're mar-
                                                   26-Marry              21-Monkeys                                             Oakland Air Transport continued
                                                   27-Speck               22-Given facts        ried now.!'
                                                   28-Loads               24-Pitcher                                          its  domination  of  the  12th  Naval
                                                                                                           * * *
                                                   31-Backsliding         25-Tree  trunk          An  illiterate  woman  had  in-  District  "B"  league  by  trouncing
                                                   35-Aroma  ·            27-Removed  from  office   herited  a  sizeable  fortune.  Her   the  Armed  Guard,  49-40,  in  a
                                                   '36-Contend            28--Winner's victim                                 basketball clash at T.  I.,  Thursday.
                                                   37-Exclamation        _29-Worships           friends finally persuaded her to put
                                                   38--Toper              30-Senility           the  money in a  bank,  assuring• her   Neither  team  showed  too  much
                                                   39-City in Texas       31-Fabulous bird      that she could sign her checks with  floor  prowess  although  Jackson
                                                   40-Legal  instrument   32-Progenitor         crosses.  It worked out nicely  until  of  Oakland  was  pretty  consistent
                                                   41-Obliterator         33-Gleans             one day the bank called the woman  at  the  basket  with  16  points.
                                                   43-Calm                34-Devourer
                                                   45-Entertain  sumptu-  36-Anxieties          and asked her why she had signed  "Blackie"  Peccia  of  the  Armed
                                                      ously               39-Wale                a  recent  check  with  three  circles  Guard was high man for the Armed
                     - Courtesy Harf e  Publications, Inc.   46-Leveler   40-Small bird         instead of three crosses. "I had to,"  Guard Juniors  with 12  digits.
                                                   47-Religious  denomina-  42-Pouch
                 SOLUTION  ON  PAGE  8                 tions              44-Preholiday period   she  explained.  "I got  married  last   Armed  Guard  held  a  slight edge
                                                   48--Depressions                               week_ and changed my name."   of 24-21  at half-time.
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